Uite un citat care m-a amuzat foarte tare:

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”

Emo Philips

Uite alte cateva citate:

“Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.”

Anonymous

“It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”

Mark Twain

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”

George Carlin

“Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that.”

Ronnie Snow

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

Epicurus

Si incheiem cu asta:

“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”

Seneca the Younger